“As discussed” means your people don’t trust your lying ass. You bet I’m gonna send you an email with all the shit you want me to do, but can’t be bothered to send me in a clear traceable email.

For real, it implies their mastery over… something, anything really. It’s not what my career has shown me, though.

“Illegal”?

Maybe he’s splashing half of it on his head or something?

The funny thing is I’ve seen places like that in China for kids. Just no bucking, but the kid can ride a kart or whatever while they get their hair cut.

You would have a lot more death during pregnancy / childbirth though.

I dont complain, I write constructive comments and useful bug reports.

So good I got invited several times to closed beta by developers who really appreciated the effort.

Greedy CEOs? You better believe it : wolves!

It’s like they saw that scene in Idiocracy and took it literally