They easily could have found a phlebotomist who needed the extra money.

Is it actually all that easy to find medical professionals who don’t have qualms about killing people as a side gig from their day job of healing people?

* If you grow up

I think they deliberately added that bullet time effect to make the event seem more dramatic than it was

Lmao my Pixel 8 also developed the line. I had the screen replaced once, but it happened again within a year and by then it was out of warranty.

I’ve had so many different Nexus/Pixel devices over the years, but Pixel 8 was a much worse experience than a Motorola and I had to pay 2x more for the privilege.

Now I’m on a Moto g power 2025.

Lmao same 🥲

I literally had it in my shopping cart ready to buy when I discovered they removed the headphone jack.

I went with Motorola instead

If the volume is high enough there won’t be a dry butt in the house

💚💚💚

Turns out it doesn’t prevent pregnancy, it just changes the color of the baby

I figured they tried to clean up the shampoo spill with a wet rag

People say “carpets are great, you just need to have them professionally cleaned every couple of years” and I imagine only mopping my floors once every couple of years and throw up in my mouth a little

The dog isn’t even reacting to the inferno unfolding around it.