I can’t imagine the costs for repairing all this.

Exactly how i feel, when having to engage in small talk. Tbh, any kind of talk.

Try this maybe?

Edit - that was wrong, this one:

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The doctor’s title of “conjurer of the goddess Serket” means he was “a specialist in poisonous bites,” as research team leader Philippe Collombert, an Egyptologist at the University of Geneva, tells Live Science. The other titles on the sarcophagus are quite rare: “Director of medicinal plants” has only been found on one other ancient Egyptian artifact, and “chief dentist” is also very unusual, Collombert says.

Quite the personality of how it seems. Also, “Chief Dentist” is nice

Interesting

After the compartment had cooled down, it was visually inspected. A few cracks at the surface of the gypsum boards were seen, but all of them remained in place. The inner gypsum board layer was undamaged except for some discolouring under the joints of the outer layer. The protected CLT back wall was undamaged.

It couldn’t be just something easy, like turning into goo and back to solid again. No, it has to be something that makes the body horror in The Thing look like nothing but a scratch.

Your upvotes tell a different story

We’re living in the mirror universe. If you spot good news nowadays, it must be The Onion.

I read it was some guy.