More women-oriented communities would be great. Skincare, makeup, women’s fitness, female health, nail polish, aging. I’d love that.

Not even hamberders?

Little bit of A, a fuckload of B.

Dat velvet pouch

Crass got me through eight years of Dubya…

Oh no, here come the jitposts again.

Low-FODMAP turkey & sweet potato chili.

Yup! I live in Pennsylvania & I see loads of them every summer.

#3 tho…

I’d rather have a Cylon than Elon.

His assistant needs to lose tirty pound in one munt.

Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona

I love this

I love this haha

Welp my super catholic mom squeezes her teabags until not a single drop more comes out. It’s awful. I never squeeze a teabag!

I don’t know man…I Want To Believe

Or as my husband’s Southern-ass grandma called it, the “war of northern agression” 🙄

Yup. I voted for this guy and am so beyond disappointed.

So cute!!

1. Eyesight is getting worse. It’s hard to read in dim light, and driving at night can be rough.
2. Takes my body longer to recuperate from anything that it doesn’t like - injuries, alcohol, upset stomach.
3. Age spots. I thought they were just freckles but my dermatologist says they’re age spots. I’m only 43!

Aging is funny, because there’s always someone who thinks you’re ancient, and there’s always someone who thinks you’re still super young. I was at a bar a couple weeks ago, and these two dudes were complaining about how old they were getting… so I asked, turns out they were the ripe old age of twenty-eight. Which made me laugh a little, because 28 is still pretty young. And when I told them I was 43 they couldn’t believe it. I guess in my twenties I didn’t have an accurate idea of what people in their forties looked like either. Conversely when I made some comment to my parents about being middle-aged, they laughed at me because “you’re in your forties, you’re not middle-aged!”. So it’s all relative. My dad said something that stuck with me: you may feel like you’re getting older, but when you’re my age (he’s 75) you’ll realize how young you still were, and how much energy you had. And that’s helped me be aware that even though there are some aspects of aging that I really hate, there are plenty of good healthy years left.