Breakfast for dinner, hands down. I’m not much for dessert anyway.

• Watching the blue jays at my bird feeder & birdbath
• My first sip of tea in the morning
• '60s music
• Dogs and cats
• Also horses - I moved to an area with a lot of horse farms and, from my second floor windows, sometimes I can see a horse or two hanging out in a paddock a couple of hills away
• Fun new makeup (one of my most recent new palettes is this:)

OMG I just wanna squeeze those lil feets.

Man for me it was that $1.25 pool stand hot dog

And independents

Birdloaf

Piggy is adorbs

I have a nail polish called I Am A Meat Popsicle and it’s the sickest thing ever

Do you realize that’s a slur?

r/sinkpissers

Erasure - Take A Chance On Me

Or, god forbid, mustard on a hamberder

It already is

Risa

Do you mean the simulacra gave the scene verisimilitude?

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Poor mom. I bet that was peri/meno brain fog. It sucks.

Everybody’s talking about the dick and balls, meanwhile I’m stunned by the gun show. That cat is jacked!

Don’t you clean your toilet brush after you use it?

Yes, he’s atheist, but also ethnically Jewish.