I am stunned Prop 40 is polling so badly. Billionaires really bamboozled the half of Californians dumber than the average Californian.

She appears to have united the party.

Sore losers gonna loser.

Turning 50 next year, total eclipse was the neatest experience so far. I saw it in Indiana. It’s impossible to describe or capture in photos or video, you must experience it in person. Absolutely worth traveling for if you’re able.

I can only imagine what Clarence’s demands for retirement are. 9 figures minimum with a better RV than the one Colbert offered.

I promise to never think of you ever again.

I’ll support her and anyone she supports if she fails to secure the nomination for herself.

The first weekend of Pokemon Go was the closest we ever got to world peace.

Dude needs new brain worms.

What if the Democrat fails my purity test? Shouldn’t I punish the country?

Lindsey Graham was doing this for years though.

“President Trump is talking about all the money they’re making while FROM people suffering at the pump.”

If you replace “race” with “caste” in your reply it would still make sense but you would see how silly you are being.

The visuals I get from good ol’ fashioned cubes come in the context of a severe and obvious intoxication. I know my jeans aren’t actually turning into circuitry because it’s quite clear to me that I’m on drugs. I don’t think I would react very favorably to seeing hundreds of tiny humans while expecting to be sober.

It’s very telling that he thinks this is what it takes to get MAGA to vote for a brown person.

We talking bullet proof dogs? Dogs with guns? If not, you’re just talking about piles of dead dogs.

Give him one of these and when he hits the maps app it’s straight up Trump World.

Large Marge.

All these promises from a “man” who didn’t do any of these things for the years while he controlled the executive branch, both houses, and the supreme court.

Photos you can smell.