We don’t let sheep vote here, despite being outnumbered by them. We also have no romantic relationships with them either.

Australians suck and are terrible at sport. Don’t pick on them though, because we’re the Pacific redneck brothers. Only we can pick on Australians.

You always know when Tonga or Samoa is playing a sports match, because you’ll see the flags and hear the cars tooting everywhere.

Guy Fawkes is a real big deal. Fireworks will be going all week.

All the fish and chip shops are owned by Chinese, all the dairies by Indians, and all the bakeries by Cambodians.

It’s difficult to find some nationality that isn’t represented by a restaurant somewhere.

Our national dish is Butter Chicken.

-New Zealand