Thank goodness ;)

That hole’s not very presidential imo

It’s “D”. Love the one you’re with :)

I very much do not. That’s a question for a team of well-equipped therapists, or maybe a university research department

I am glad, even proud, to still have no idea what your problem is lol. Enjoy downvoting every reply I’ve been baitied into wasting on you, not feeling the need to reciprocate that is enough of a win for me

…one thing I am sure of is that you’re putting words in my mouth, assuming my intentions, and generally being an asshole. I never had any credibility, I’m a random fuckin shitposter like yourself. At least I know it! Really should know better than to engage too, but yes there are absolutely people delusional enough to deny the crimes of their chosen tribe wherever you look and your anecdotal bullshit is exactly the kind of “evidence” that lets them get away with it

I’m happy you’re happy, this seems like a perfectly reasonable and well-rounded take. It was fucked up they were trying to get rid of ranked choice again, it’s such a clear method of weakening “the establishment” whoever you think that is and the only way third parties will ever get a chance to be heard. “Fuck Chuck” is short, punchy, and rhymes, surprised it’s not a bumper sticker :p

The real question is how I can get rich off this

I genuinely can’t parse your critique, but find it a funny and apt term for a certain type of person. Political merch cash cows and the “forever war but inclusive” corpos they fall in behind. Feels like the Cali governor is the next one they’re propping up, for a more concrete example. “I’m with her” t-shirts while Bernie was getting fucked over is another

Thanks, I try ;)

Why not just wait until they’ve retired, hindsight is 20/20 after all

Or, hear me out, now that they’ve got the job of representing us it’s the perfect time to call them out, hold them accountable, and try to make sure they actually do so

Sounds like a good hat, sorry for your loss

If I’m parsing this right… Good? Right after elections is like, the best possible time for critique. Didn’t want to say it yesterday, but fuck blue MAGA the two party system and the rachet effect. There’s no such thing as a good politician, and less bad isn’t enough. Voting is harm reduction, I’m glad we picked methadone over fent but am still looking to get clean.

“And every girl that has to endure this humiliating examination will think to themselves “trans people did this.””

Nah, kids are smarter than that and it’s pretty damn clear who’s responsible. If I’m trying to predict their thoughts it’d be something more along the lines of “release the Epstein files”

Anyone who tries “inspecting” my kids genitals is going to need help recognizing their own pretty quick.

Orange glow warm, blue glow cold

Hey, it’s Rory! I forgot about Rory. Cool dude, used to send me free t-shirts

It’s making me kinda sad you can’t imagine someone just… Not having “fave celebs”

Temperature. People all “it’s too hot, I’m cold” just shut up and go outside already. You can swim, start a fire, get naked, nestle in some brush, there’s nothing to get worked up about. You’re a self-regulating biological process that can both sweat and turn cheese you ate a week ago into heat. Those are turtle problems.

I just drive-by shitpost in “all” like the good lord intended