This is the monster’s shocked face

Republicans are offended by this comment

“There’s supposed to be ice everywhere too”

My favorite has always been Pterodactyls

/runs

Microraptor gang rise up!

I’m pretty sure this is the answer. That county is super sparsely populated, outside of Telluride. Telluride is a mini Aspen, so is populated by wealthy (and thus usually educated) people.

The time to buy is when there’s blood in the streets.

• Baron Rothschild