Definitely “Balatro Chess”!

…I’m not mad at it, though.

I swore off Tylenol for a bit after watching that…

Wouldn’t it be WAF?

bigotry, inequity, and oppression

That’s the literal opposite of DEI… Is this where they got it from? 🤯

Is it strange that I’m less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

“My name is impronouncible in your tongue, mortal!”

🎶 Here he comes! Here comes Ooze Racer! He’s a… “demon” on… “wheels”…? 🎶

The absolute banger of a National Anthem is why I always played as the U.S.S.R. in video games as a kid.

“Dinosaur Ooze”

10/10, no notes.

Journal entry:

Subject AC-1A238F has advised telepathically that they are a representative of the collective consciousness of their species, comprising of a hive mind of more that twelve trillion individuals who share all thoughts and experiences.

They have also advised of an asteroid in near proximity to Charon with a proto fungus that will get you fucked up.

Further research is needed.

Mario Kart banana peel spinout

That thing looks like it’s either chill as fuck or a complete spaz. I’m not sure which…

I believe the Gulf of America is actually in Russia

How about multiple offenses?

I say once you rack up about 30 felonies, you’re an incorrigible offender and a detriment to the rest of society.

Apathy.

When everybody’s gay, no one is…

Is this how I find out that other people find ‘finding out that someone’s going to prison’ less normal than I do?

There. Now my brain can process this.

“They’re not supposed to shoot back!”

I see

Nothing wrong with

This writing