
@pmjv
(this is a ploy to get diogenes of sinope to bring me a shaved girl and yell “behold! a turntable!”)
Public Universal Computer Toucher. Fan of musicks, owner of groovebox, unfinisher (and currently unstarter) of ideas. A nonmachine that turns caffeine into anxious anarchism. Lone agent of chaos. One of them neo-luddites your techbros warned you about.
Do not believe in a system that does not allow you to dismantle it.
Fuck generative AI and all it represents. Happy to be left behind.
toots in en/cz (may contain traces of any number of other languages if suitable for shitpost)

@pmjv
(this is a ploy to get diogenes of sinope to bring me a shaved girl and yell “behold! a turntable!”)

@pmjv spinning for me
hole in the middle
arm stands in an awkward position when it’s all over
i guess it’s the lack of hair that determines the turntableness of the whole thing

@pmjv (you may ask, “does that even do anything?” maybe in some scenarios, but when it’s on a kallax and old floorboards, it definitely does not help. just to baffle anyone who may work on it after i’m gone.)

@pmjv i forgot “filling them with plastelina for anti-vibration purposes” and i hate myself for it

@pmjv i love girls! cleaning the needle, aligning the cartridge, using my ears or mr mobilek to know if they still run at the right speed…
no wait that is the tesla nc 470 hifi turntable

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is this propapanda?

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it’s always a pleasure.

@pmjv omg it’s white diane
(why am i making a sadhorseshow reference. i haven’t been on that nonfederated lemmy alternative in so long.)

@pmjv My fish keeps growing into one unit with a bicycle, got anything for that?

@pmjv
That woman is a a a a a a a a a a a a whore
@wesker @pmjv so what i hear is natural girls are enjoyable