I’ve started listening to stuff like Babymetal because it’s in Japanese and my brain doesn’t get distracted by words in a foreign language.

No. We have higher insurance premiums because the insurers felt like charging higher premiums.

Those reaction times are 1.5 seconds. How fucking drunk must you be? Reaction times are about 100ms if you’re paying attention.

I’ve never complained about being behind a car that’s doing the speed limit in the right lane. In fact, they’re ideal because your get there in the fastest possible time using the least possible fuel.

A car in the rightmost lane doing the speed limit – by definition – cannot be an obstruction.

What pisses me off is cars with overreading speedos that think they’re doing the speed limit. Everyone should check theirs. 100% of new cars are wrong.

I’d happily sit on 130 if that’s the posted speed. That’s about 4500RPM in top gear for me… which is probably not the best for economy.

In your network settings did you set the private DNS server to “https://sky.rethinkdns.com/”?

DoT doesn’t work on my company network, but DoH is indistinguishable from other HTTPS net traffic.

You don’t engage with them. Don’t file complaints. You don’t publicly announce your hate for them on social media. Don’t “build up to it” with petty crimes.

You keep your nose clean. Go to school. Get a job. Keep your invasive thoughts to yourself. Live a normal life.

Then one day, you can execute a CEO in the street and nobody will be around to stop you. Go straight to a 5-star wanted level and run.

They’re all too bloated. I would not purchase a handset unless I could install GrapheneOS or LineageOS on it.

I replicated the same problem on a newer pixel. I suspect it’s all of them.

My phone doesn’t receive half of its incoming calls. I actually narrowed it down to the VoLTE keepalive packets being transmitted with a MAC address of 00:00:00:00:00:00 when on CLAT (which is Telstra default) on all Google Pixels. The connection silently dies, there is no return UDP route, so the phone won’t ring.

I reported it to Google, but they don’t give a shit. I guess the million or so people with a pixel can just deal with it.

It was falling back to 3G when it happened before. That’s not going to happen now.

I haven’t bought a new car since 2004. How fucked am I when I need a new one?