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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • Query:

    Where the fuck are all these people’s guns

    Like if random dudes stroll into a government facility, start installing unapproved hardware to open uo vulnerabilities…

    Why has literally no one just shot them?

    Like isn’t that straight up terrorist actions? I’d terrorists or hackers tried to do thus, wouldn’t they just get…

    shot?

    Why didn’t a single person in that enture building not just fucking shoot these people as soon as they started plugging unapproved stuff in? Shouldn’t they all be fucking dead?

    It’s a federal government building, it’s insane that random people could just walk in and plug stuff in without just getting fucking shot to death

    Did they walk in with guns too? What? I don’t understand, was it always just that easy to compromise the enture fucking US government infrastructure lol

    Just walk in with a machine and a clipboard, plug it in and go “no no don’t shoot, I’m with DOGE”

    How was the response anything less than “we have no idea who the fuck you are, leave the building or we will open fire”


  • Canada also needs to spin up a full on poaching program and asylum program.

    Any US citizen with a fairly clean criminal record (with anything legal in Canada ignored, IE possession of weed would be ignored as that’s legal here) ca apply for immediate Canadian citizenship as long as they renounce America

    Priority given to anyone with any form of valuable skills, degrees, tickets, certificates, etc

    If you can build houses, you get in and can start work ASAP.

    We need to simply poach the US’s valuable workforce at a time like this, which instantly will drag down their overall economy.

    All your best scientists? Teachers? Engineers? Developers? Architects? Plumbers? Electricians? Doctors, nurses, surgeons? You name it, we should poach it right now on a fast track, watch as the US suddenly watches huge swaths of its work force evaporate.

    Follow up with just cutting off trade with the US for as long as it takes. Completely sever their energy, oil, food, lumber, etc supply.

    The entire north will quickly dry up as suddenly food skyrockets in price.

    Finally end respecting of US patents and trademarks. Start quickly making our own versions of drugs patented in the US, but way cheaper.

    Want our cheap drugs and better medical systems? Our poaching asylum system is ready for you.