Sounds like The Station fire in Rhode Island.

“You are my knight in shining armor.” That line always breaks me.

It’s the 14th Amendment. If SCOTUS tries to find some bullshit reason it doesn’t mean what it clearly says, then we can freely ignore anything they say.

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Capitalism is the fault.

Staycation all I can afford, staycation can’t get away, staycation guess I’ll just be alone.

Maybe that’s why I’m so tired.

It’s all just to get more data from you so it can monetized.

*Are. Not trying to be a jerk if English isn’t your first language. Teenagers is a plural noun.

I read that as Vsauce and wondered what happened to Michael.

Waste of two goats. Better to have them mow your lawn.

*lose

Hold my bear. 🧸

More of this.

Just stop dairy farming.

Please don’t make me go back to soy milk. I wish I liked oat milk but I just don’t like the flavor.