Ricky Rigatoni 🇺🇸

30 years of power rangers seasons and still no real progress made.

That’s what she said

I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

GOd will handle it 🙏

I am currently in the process of completely rewriting the BSD kernel in go.

C++ is obsolete now that we have Go

Product Expiration Date: 31 December 2029

now I know what I’m stocking my bunker with.

i’m gonna be real i didn’t even see the last sentence because as soon as i see an open parenthesis in a post i just stop reading

I feel claustrophobic when I have more than 5 tabs.

There’s a couple.

I don’t think ya’ll gonna recover from this. Was nice knowing your country.

The flesh is weak but the mind is strong. Upgrade simba’s zweihander to chaos +5 and the monkeys will fall like dominos.

Simply get good

And yet he still cums.

Next time you’re getting sent to The Scrimbler.

The hat man cleans your brain for you.

First werewolf president. So ahead of his time. We need this energy back in the white house.

I bet you believe in richard nixon too.

No they were clearly claiming genies were real because that is what my assumption was and I can never be wrong.

I hate to break it to you, buddy, but everything about genies is just fairy tales.