Boss: Did you mean to use a shirtless picture on your work profile.

Me: Yeah, that was totally on purpose. I didn’t just look through my pictures for a recent head shot and then not notice my nakedness. That would be absurd.

/me changes it as quickly as possible

Did you go to bed at 22? You did, didn’t you?

The aardvark also mainly eats termites. Both species are nocturnal and rest in dens and burrows during the day. So similar behaviours and ecological niches so very fair to give them similar names.

The hyena family is also closer related to felines than canids. Fun fact there.

The post title, GTFO, is an abbreviation/acronym/initialism (? idk the difference) for “get the fuck out”.

He’s throwing the plate of green light away.

Love the “What is your favourite region in Genshin” poll at the bottom of the article.

Love the way ammunitions and petrochemical facilities provide their own explosives.

Photons don’t gather energy and they definitely don’t move slowly through the sun.

I’m amazed that none of your family members have run into the same problem. If I were you I would compare passports with my family.

Your name is transliterated in your passport? That’s on the Swedish authorities then.