“Seymour, the Reichstag is on fire!”

“We have places your family can hide in peace and security. Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville…”

“Oooh, Ice Creamville!”

“No, Screamville.”

screams

I’m a filthy Switch pirate and I only knew of the name. I didn’t know what it was exactly or how it worked until the recent reporting about it.

“I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs, a very endearing sight, I’m sure you’ll agree. And even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters, who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature’s wonders, gentlemen. Mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that is when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.”

-Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

Come on, he didn’t know she was his sister when he kissed her!

Leia, one movie later: “I know. Somehow, I’ve always known.”

Oh…

Yeah, WTF? Should be this instead:

Thanks for the warning, will test to see if it’s still that way once it officially releases.

It reflects the racism of the Tonto character, since that’s obviously who the Native American is inspired by.

or meme

It is.

I guess an underground bunker might.

As someone in the US, agreed. Stay the fuck away from this fascist shithole.

It’s not the shapeshifting itself, but the fact that they’re malevolent beings.

Nah, the meme can just be updated with plastic plants.

Sadly, no, because oil is not made from decomposed dinosaurs, but decomposed ancient plants and tiny marine organisms from before the dinosaurs.

I think most people who “hate people” don’t actually hate all people, just people as a whole because they suck. Individual people can be great.

“Thank god, I’m free of that nightmare!”

“Sorry, buddy. Here you go.”

“Thank you. It was cold on the floor.”

He’s in the pocket of a lot of people.