Plenty of things to try.

https://youtu.be/lIo9FcrljDk

ie: ladyboner, the old slip n slide, juices flowing, mine honeypot overfloweth

Religion. The all-time champion, no contest, just as George Carlin said:

https://youtu.be/2tp0UNcjzl8

Massage school. They say they’re teaching you a trade and will help with job placement but there is a glut of graduates and not enough jobs for them. Yet the school keeps signing up new students because that’s how they make money.