Here’s a version without the bad crop, comedy homicide, pointless circle around the punchline, and puritanical censoring

What human being has sent an SMS message in the last decade? Obviously I’m being a bit facetious, but seriously I don’t think I’ve sent a text since mobile internet stopped being pay-per-MB and the only ones I receive are automated.

Yeah this is just cosmetic items. Thanks for posting @mp3@lemmy.ca but I’ll remove this.

That blog post explicitly said he didn’t want to make it himself!

Simplification is when I tell my grandma to just use the password manager built into chrome. BitWarden provides security, and if you’re already accessing it with 2FA as you should then this change shouldn’t even affect you!

Swap the wine for the bottle of whisky they keep in their desk drawer

FYI it’s the other way round: cakes are not luxury items but chocolate biscuits are. Apparently they baked a cake-sized jaffa cake as part of their legal case!

Koromon is clearly a Digimon, totally unrelated!

I’m here to educate and disgust!

That’s what Winlator does, so probably!

Mate, wait til you find out that’s what the human bellend is hypothesised to have evolved for!

Aren’t they all?

That’s good to know! All I have to go on is the name, picture, and description, and it’s hard to say that they’re not trying to look a lot like Pokémon though!

I feel this has probably been free before but I can only find the Windows giveaway

You’ll need to go through the vetting procedure. Please state what you call a bread roll and if anyone disagrees then you can’t be in charge anymore.

My thoughts exactly, it’s much easier and cheaper to make your first game for PC

A lesson in not letting the image generator do your title screen thumbnail

We want to share a quick update: Towaga will soon be delisted from Steam as the publishing rights for the PC version have come to an end.

Guessing this means grab it now before it disappears? I’ve not paid too much attention to how delisted games work, I assume if it’s in your account you can still download it but it won’t appear anymore if you haven’t already added it?

I didn’t resist the urge and now I’m many layers deep in reading through this colossal wiki