Makes perfect sense, this is the right message to get her brother to cu… Save her.

As long as you can’t hear the first one.

Don’t get any asbestos get the best asbestos.

Russia stole our McDonald’s!?!!

That’s it we’re invading! Fuck WWIII nobody steals our Oil!

I wanna be the cow boy this time!

No, you know the rules you have to be the alien.

Ok😞

Ice proceeds to arrest him.

It’s nice global warming never happened.

It did but fortunately nuclear winter balanced it out.

Low low prices on fresh uranium and cesium, land value is dropping, BUY THAT DIP! Clean water is going at an all time high invest yesterday.

Isn’t that just the story of America before Columbus?

They played a lot of Rolling Stones but I think the opening hit the hardest when they played we will rock you.

Your a Linux user?

What’s the best distribution of Windows?

It’s the simple things In Life ya know.

Like this donut?

No like your mind

Two ways to look at the world:

1. OH MY GOD! an asteroid is going to hit the Earth and we’re all going to die!

2. I don’t see why everyone is worried, we’ll all be dead soon anyway.

War thunder Player’s.

Could you imagine trying to get sand out of that suit? He can’t take it off until he gets home after all.

You just don’t understand, this has to be all the Cheese in Tamriel! We’ll be a Monopoly! We can set the price whatever we like!

One hour later.

Ok, here me out, this, this must be the last of it.

She looks practiced… A little too practiced.

Isn’t that just AI hallucinations.

All of which are more useful than a dog delivering alcohol.

The IV is full of cool aid and the Doctors are all Quacks.