Damnit Newton! You cannot impose your laws on everyone like that! Some of us want to float around the sky.

Why’d you implement so much that they didn’t want to pay for? Should have died in the planning phase.

Einstein proved time is relative just so he could take credit for it

Don’t get the shave.

I personally would check the river first, word on the street is he likes to sleep with the fishes.

Right, and what is smaug?

Fucking Donkey!

Just weak enough to taste bad and the only sweetener is equal.

You think this is bad after he created the planck length he had to change his name to Min Planck.