I see you put your job points into Judo!

Oh well, good-bye officer.

And HELLO, nurse!

We call that “Star Wars Syndrome.”

Soy… it’s come to this…

🎶 These dreams go on when I close my eyes 🎶

They always tell you to run, but never what to run FROM.

The older you get, the more regrettable, irreversible things happen to your body – a few of them might as well be tattoos!

I think the fact that there’s so many dilutes their effectiveness.

But I mean, Keen is my entirely biased, nostalgia-influence pick.

Shoulda jumped.

“Comrade, bomb the nuke sights if you must, but please leave the drone factories intact!”

And also perfectly spherical and frictionless.

three-horned goat

Oh, so he’s horn-y.

… I’ll see myself out.

I wish Ted would just bring a dice tower, instead of that damn dice mortar!

I’ve actually been using Fedora Atomic Budgie for the past couple of months. Manjaro kept breaking when I tried it, it didn’t seem to like my laptop very much. But I thought it would be funny to mention it since a lot of Linux people really don’t like Manjaro!

Be seeing you!

“And your character?”

“Three kobolds named Jeff.”

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

lol, they do!

He supported Donald Trump for the same reason that most of Trump-supporters: they HATE HATE HATE the same people that Trump does.

“Hey, what about me?”

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