Asking for a friend?

You couldn’t make this shit up.

A Dane knows no shame, only pain.

Are you from a Nordic country perhaps? They are all Badass. I once visited communist Bulgaria. Toilets next to the highway consisted of a circular gutter with a pole in the middle. Patrons would jointly drop their pants, crouch down, hold the pole and aim your buttocks at the gutter. Enough place for 4-5 guys; but we didn’t converse much, due to the heavy diet, everybody was concentrating and had red faces from the effort. No need for background music when you grunt.

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There is still good news in these humorless times.

Seems many of your posts get removed? Perhaps you should work on that challenge first.

In Ancient Rome, public loos were holes in large plates of marble, everybody just sat (shat?) next to one another, there were no cubicles or walls. People conversed happily about business and family, squeezing and a huffing and a puffing. I always have to think about that, as I let go loud trumps and farts or liquid gas - shamelessly- in a public toilet. Lay back and enjoy! Taking a good crap is an integral part of human life; be proud of your achievement.

Ughughu: Sponsored listings (marked “Sponsored”). These are pay-per-click ads — the seller pays Amazon roughly $0.75–$1.50 per click, whether or not you buy anything. So every click on a sponsored product puts money in Amazon’s pocket directly from the seller’s ad budget. This is a big business: Amazon’s advertising segment generates tens of billions of dollars a year, precisely because sellers pay for clicks even when shoppers don’t convert.

I think my irony was wasted on most.

It’s shameful.

What’s with the hoody? Show some respect, dude.

Not sure this is an option in the USA, but I’ve reduced ordering online, instead I support physical stores in the city center, to purchase locally produced products. In addition I simply consume less.

If you search on Amazon, and then buy elsewhere, Amazon still makes money because of that search…

AI isn’t perfect.

Is this still available? (Asking for a friend)

Bye bye blackbird by joe cocker and… disse alguem by jaoa Gilberto

Good riddance to bad rubbish

The world is ~9B people. How should anyone know what they all think? However, I can tell you what I think: I hope he also catches Incurable Anal Itch.

I’ve asked AI. Here’s the single sentence splash text: THE FEDIVERSE IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA REVOLUTION WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR — A GLORIOUS, ALGORITHM-FREE, BILLIONAIRE-PROOF NETWORK OF THOUSANDS OF INTERCONNECTED COMMUNITIES WHERE YOU OWN YOUR DATA, YOU OWN YOUR FEED, YOU OWN YOUR DESTINY, AND YOU CAN FOLLOW ANYONE ANYWHERE ACROSS MASTODON, PIXELFED, PEERTUBE AND BEYOND, BECAUSE THE FUTURE OF SOCIAL MEDIA ISN’T AN APP YOU’RE LOCKED INTO — IT’S A WHOLE UNIVERSE THAT BELONGS TO YOU! 🚀🐘✨