maybe if you fart into a cryogenic chamber right into a pot of liquid nitrogen. then you can heat it up again later and… why am i here again?

Reminds me of playing Pogs at the Skate Center…

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHahahahahhahaahahaahhaah

why can’t y’all just call it a coup?

hey, that’s a nice post! am i shadowbanned or something? my posts aren’t showing up

who made our socks? we walk all over them all day, and they keep our feet all safe and cozy! so who made our socks?

…BOOM!

it was a 7.

i think i’m getting old. welcome to your first financial hardship, though. you picked a doozie.

i pity the fool who drops a relevant quip in this thread.

i like your reply. i’ll take it a step further. i grew up in the US south of the M-D line. What follows are just my personal thoughts:

Americans are busy, and most of them are far too busy to spend the kind of time that i get to spend online reading and learning about this stuff. a lot of Americans (and people in general) don’t like school and didn’t do well in school. and teachers don’t get to do what they want to do. it’s all so fucking frustrating. why does America kill its education budget for the sake of advertising the military during football games?

oh, and by the way, you need to rename that to something like “Americaball” or something. Someone truth Trump.

anyways, people are by and far too busy to care about anything more than soundbites now, and he’s the bullshitter in chief. when you have a couple of kids and work 12 hours every day just to keep the collectors away for a while, what time do you have for protests?

i guess it would be tenable if we still lived in communities, but now we’re all too smart to go to church… and this is a whole new thought, but we need to all start going to church. they’re pumping out little evangies, so we should subvert the church. make church god again!

How does it make you feel very good? Honest question - I’m a bit stoned

no.

is “fuckboy” synonymous with “pigboy” now?

what the fuck is this year’s april fools gimmick gonna be now? please please please please please do space again. i want to see that roman salute!!

sorry for the 4-day delay. teslas are now ablaze in america. i love the way this is all moving. we won’t be stopped. look at the numbers. what will it take to convince their foot soldiers that they’re being fucked, too? in that - ironically - i have faith in Elon Musk.

god help us all that picture of him holding the fucking prices and features & benefits on his notes

someone else said it was like watching Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy on a bit less drugs. i thought that was pretty apt.

me too. ouch, my age!

Again? Like Iraq? Like Afghanistan? Sorry, I’m not pissed at you. But, like, what the fuck? At least people are setting Teslas on fire there now. That’s a START.

i agree. it’s probably starting to get a bit hotter now that all those teslas are burning up. maybe they’ll just start arresting protesters. Oh, they deport them now? Oh, they’re terrorists now?

do americans even know what the words “terrorist” or “patriot” or “democracy” even mean any more?

i understand what you’re saying in a broader sense, but we’re like 100 people here on an internet forum and i’m just fucking around.

but fuck you (don’t worry i still love you just per your comment), and here’s why:

it’s one thing for a guy like me who means absolutely nothing to make a joke. in this case it’s not a joke, though - that totally should-be-killed-motherfucker is threatening my country’s sovereignty and also my personal rights and freedoms. it’s another for that totally totally should-be-killed-motherfucker to make those threats as the bleater of the free world.

Following day me agrees. Ugh.

(that’s what the accidentally deleted post from a few minutes before said)