Either Statler or Waldorf. Crotchety, snarky, and world weary. Just haven’t caught up with their relative age.

I’ve seen this one.

Dog also works well. Then, when it’s time to hit the 'ole dusty trail, skip saying farewell to those you know with the trusty “Irish goodbye”.

Can’t help but also notice the glow on the booty in the background.

Huh, a PG-13 Oglaf comic. How rare.