No, it’s not. Helm’s Deep will hold as long as there are Francophobes to defend it.

The smell …go by the fresh, yeasty smell. Don’t trust your eyes.

The carefully stenciled “Z” may be in “Wonder Woman” font, but what’s behind it is still the same old bullshit.

I can break anything on my Brother by just looking at it. I am an angry noob, there are millions like me.

Never underestimate how careless of life and limb a tourist on a boat can be. Source: a man doesn’t need to know how to exercise his right to sail out on the briny deep, he just needs to know how to swipe a credit card.

🎤Wanna drive a lamborghini? Drink martinis? You betta work bitch🎤

Should be a juicy tax write off. There must be BO hardware becoming reefs all over the…oh wait never mind

It’s the Non-Credible Defense in me.

Ready…? DRRROP TROUUU!!! TASTEFUL AMOUNT OF MOON, towards hexbear

I think when we yell “five”, there should be a spirited booty shake.

Noooo, animal!

Prolly a poly cotton blend. How sick is it to remind your hostages, “habib, we took photos of you in the worst moments of your life.” There’s something particularly bombable about that. Bombable= punchable, but for a bunch of men and all at the same time.

Finally, a relatable chan. Also, we’re the #4 lemmy server In The Wuuuhld!

Good spot. I also want to know, but I fear the backstory…

Is that plasma? That looks like…things burning up and turning to plasma…

Better watch out, you’re too credible and you’ll get appointed ambassador to something.

Sounds cool, but isn’t all beer vegan?

Control Minor Static Charges Woman. It would make housecleaning easier and my keyboards would always be clean. I wouldn’t have to get near dust bunnies, I would be able to slowly guide them to the trash can.