Ngl, even if nobody buys it—what a great marketing play. I’m willing to bet that the hardcore Doom fans are eating this up.

As an avid em-dash user—I hate that AI is really cramping my style.

Not to distill your loss into a business lesson, but Chewy has a fantastic playbook they follow when a client’s pet dies. Expect some flowers & card from Chewy in the coming days.

They know that pet owners are incredibly likely to become pet owners again, and it’s a small write-off to convert a client into a lifetime customer.

“What’s a glizzy lemon?” - OP’s kids, probably

This is my favorite character in Disco Elysium

Listen, an AllPlay bag fits 24 hours of games and I’m gonna fill it up every time, schedule be damned.