Plenty of UI applications* are this bad

Right? Like my dude, bare minimum at least write down those steps in a text document so you can reference it the next time you have to add something. Bonus points for putting it on some shared internal wiki or whatever Microsoft uses.

Looks like a piece of thinly sliced radish to me

Eh, the richest and arguably most powerful man on the planet just did a Nazi salute, twice, on live TV. I think it’s understandable that some of our nerves are a bit frayed when it comes to sarcasm/jokes about the subject.

Huh? This analogy is wild. Deli slicers are a specialist, commercial-level piece of equipment. It’s basically the antithesis of everything a console strives for, other than the fact that it’s a unitasker.