The housecat wins. They were the only ones smart enough to attach themselves to humans, thereby ensuring they’d be prolific all over the world. They can be assholes to us and we STILL clean their poop and feed them!
Hey, they have evolved a parasite that lives in our brains and feeds us dopamine when we interact with cats. They are using highly sophisticated bio weapons. We never stood a chance.
The housecat wins. They were the only ones smart enough to attach themselves to humans, thereby ensuring they’d be prolific all over the world. They can be assholes to us and we STILL clean their poop and feed them!
Hey, they have evolved a parasite that lives in our brains and feeds us dopamine when we interact with cats. They are using highly sophisticated bio weapons. We never stood a chance.
Actually you are right, I surrender