• Carmakazi@piefed.social
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      16 days ago

      He’ll sooner drop the whole thing because he can’t be fucked to show up for anything like this. He’s accustomed to his lawyers taking care of everything and only having to sign something here and there.

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    But … he’s very, very busy being President of the United States of America! His time is not his own! He has to compose ‘truth’ social rants, and nod off during meetings, and talk about himself at his pep rallies, and stuff his face with McDonalds, and cheat at golf …

  • Pratai@piefed.ca
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    16 days ago

    And when he refuses and they carry on without him he will prove yet again that he is above the law while no one does shit about it.

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    16 days ago

    “Mr Shitnugget, the BBC wants you to…”

    “Bubba wants me? I like the BBC. Slurpy slurps on that meaty bad boy.”

    “No, the company that you are frivolously suing wants to …wait you still don’t know what I’m talking about do you?”

    “Yea…Yes, of course…but let’s just say I don’t.”

    “FFS, dumb cunt, the British broadcasting corporation. You are suing them, remember?”

    “Mmm mmm, bubba.”

    “Oh FFS. Anyways they want you to appear in court. It’ll mostly just be you sitting down and scowling trying to look tough even though you’re an old fat useless feeble cunt that can hardly walk and are about as menacing as a fluffy sock.”

    “I can do that. I’m in.”

    “You won’t be able to fall asleep or shit yourself.”

    “I’m out!”