ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 26 days agosure way to get a mani.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linksure way to get a mani.imgur.comooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareyannic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-225 days agoPro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoNow they still don’t want to talk to you
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
Devilishly clever!
Ok, now what.
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Keep starin
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?