Bed pan designs used to have so much character.
Stops to shake on the way and everybody goes deaf…
This but you know that high stepping kicky walk they do when there’s something on their paws?
Judging by the tall, that’s a cat, not a dog…Hol’up. That’s it’s left rear foot?! 🙄
That’s just the armor. I’m sure his feet aren’t actually that long.
When’s the last time you wore shoes ~3x as long as your feet? Even flippers are shorter. That poor bastard.
Long crakows were popular in the late Middle Ages

So even sabatons had them

So while you or @Kolanaki@pawb.social didn’t wear them, they definitely were worn in that time
On the one hand, that is wonderfully fascinating, thank you! 🤩
I would like to point out heh that even the latter is barely 50% of the elephantine curses on the gawdamn saint above. 🙇🏼♂️
Side note: those have got to sound like a armored tentacles, don’t ya think?
… What would armoured tentacles sound like?
Believe it or not, they sound a lot like if you somehow got insanely long sabatons on a cat and then made him walk. It’s a crazy thing to witness — or so I hear. 👨🏼🎓





