Ties suck. Abolish tie wearing.
Proper Tie Usage
I have three running bets with friends. I bet ties and suits will no longer exist in 100 years and we will see them in the same way we see seventeenth century wigs. While they argue we will all be dead by then, I argue that, regardless, we will not see any ties or suits.
I use the tie to hide my balls
Wait this is so funny
Also perfectly fine: No tie at all.
What if I’m not wearing pants?
Then you are doing work from home right
you need the modesty tie on the left… probably sexy.
Then you’re automatically doing it right.
Down to your ankles
Couple of professional poor dressers.
the “leader of the free world” shops off the remainders rack at Walmart
I always heard the tip of the tie should be at your bellybutton, making the rightmost imagine correct.
There should definitely be a gap between your tie and pants, it looks super weird if not.
Lol
The tip should land inside your belt buckle’s perimeter, as depicted.
You have to wear this arbitrary article of wannabe clothing in this particular way, silly! Otherwise you do not deserve to be a respected piece of cattle in our soul grinding facility.
If you’re not wearing a tie, how are we even meant to know you’re in the Croatian army?
Not that I like suits, but you don’t think the one on the left looks stupid? Like in a fashion sense. Like in a graphic design sense.
In my eyes each of them looks equally stupid and serves no other purpose than universal signaling of submissiveness in soul grinding facilities across the world.
It’s a very smart and genius way for the best people to wear the best ties.
If I’m wearing a leash i want it to be stylish and truthful, none of this corpo garbage
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!!!
Those that wear ties are justified
For wearin the suit, you’re the chosen white
Why? What difference does any of them make.
- The POTUS
- The Interviewee
- The Mormon
I thought #3 was the waiter, or the valet parking.
Yeah, I’m just gonna go ahead and not wear one at all
