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I’m 2/3 of the way there
Sand repellent anus
Gotta practice the sideways walk until summer
What’s your problem with anus sand??
It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.
Is that a good or bad thing?
Well for one, my body doesn’t do anything cool with it like make pearls
Skill issue. Don’t let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.
How long did you hold on to it?
Hmmm good point. Lost track when j showered I guess…
Try adding more sand
This guy pearls.
carcinization?