You don’t HAVE to make another James Bond movie.

But growing fast!

Whatever the hell this thing is:

I’m conspiring to get my son a birthday present as we speak.

Seriously.

Doesn’t one of the most powerful company on Earth give its employees excellent health insurance? Aren’t they invested in the wellbeing of a valuable employee?

…Come again?

That really does look like the Jetsons’ future.

I love how there’s still a polar vortex on the bun.

Ah, the Admiral pulled the old Galaxy-class out of mothballs to serve alongside the newest B52-class starship.

That lion looks like a caricature of Bert Lahr playing the Cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz.

Quit horsing around.

Please, for the love of kaiju, make it a national law.

The clouds really make it work.

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!

All ten dentists disapprove of this.

Can confirm, living inside the circle and it is very loud.

HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH!!

This seriously looks like ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic.

Um, excuse me, the tunnels were discovered by Leonardo DiVinci. We just took this long to confirm his findings.

The Musk Foundation didn’t do so well. Plus, allying with Garthe Knight was bad for their optics.