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9 hours agoIf there is a just and loving god, yes!
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15·15 hours agoTo quote Chicken Run,
“In the event of an emergency, place your head between your legs-“
“And kiss your butt goodbye.”
At 14, I identified as:
“Needless to say, Nigel, the entire club was in an uproar!”
“Good heavens, Charles, you have such riveting experiences.”
Mac users should take a look at Pixelmator if you’re doing like work and Affinity if you’re doing studio-grade work.
Pixelmator feels like something Apple developed to be a part of the iWork suite, and the Affinity apps are literally Adobe apps with sane price points.
(Pixelmator was recently purchased by Apple so its future is uncertain, but the original software is still for sale as it was before the buyout for the time being.)
My grandparents’ house was built this way. The front door was facing the street and connected to a family room that they never used, while the back door was facing the carport and connected to a sitting room that they were always sitting in. So the back door was regarded as the front door, even by the neighbors.
Even they were surprised when someone rang the front doorbell.
I don’t care how old this one is, I always smile when I see it.
This meme only works when it is something disgusting. This looks amazing.
We listened to music as 41kB RealAudio files that sounded like the song was underwater, which was the style at the time.
My tits! What the fuck? So stupid…
That one time she stole the Bermuda Triangle.
12·2 days agoHow the fuck did he drive all the way to Hawaii??
0·2 days ago“For the Watch.”
0·2 days agoAre they actually the mob, or are they just putting up a front?
In Japan the NHK, the country’s public broadcast service, resorts to mob tactics to get people to pay their “required donations.”
Every time they talk to me I just act like a wall. They can’t actually do anything to me, no matter what they say.
No one suspects the minstrel.
When you see the placeholder graphics just before the real ones load in.
It’s like the whole universe is the slit experiment on the grandest scale.
Observed object: “I am lead.”
Unobserved object: “I am all things.”
Observed object: “Back to lead.”
“The entire universe in an instant.”
“Back to lead.”
“The beginning and the end!”
“Lead.”
“Alpha and omega!!”
“Gold. OH SHIT, I mean… lead.”