Swedes are so much nicer than turnips. I subbed out a swede for turnip in my root veg rosti recipe and it ruined it. I also once nearly sliced my thumb off when trying to cut a swede. That’s the only thing I don’t like about swedes.

Turnips aren’t nice, I don’t get why anyone likes them. They’re really only good for jokes.

!Now I feel sorry for the turnips for being mean to them.!<