Plastic in my gut

Plastic in my lung

And the other too

Plastic in my blood

Plastic plastic

Plastic in my wiener

And in my seed

Plastic in my telephone

Plastic in my brain

Plastic plastic

Brain plastic

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I was told the brain is plastic, as in moldable.

Turns out it’s just literal plastic, like a soda straw. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Neolithic revolution was a mistake.

Seriously.

worth it!

Kaczynskiposting

Trolling even before plastic

Mannequins are made of plastic.

I have plastic in me.

I am part mannequin.

Mannequins are also called dummies.

I am a dummy.

Oh, man. They got us good. Ha ha ha. [Cough]