“Canadians may have gone in for wokeness in recent years, it is true, but there is the matter of their bloody-minded DNA. It was not that long ago that they harvested baby seals—the ones with the big, sad, adorable brown eyes—with short iron clubs. They love hockey, a sport that would have pleased the emperors and blood-crazed plebeians and patricians of ancient Rome if they could only have figured out how to build an ice rink in the Colosseum.” 😅
Their backup at freaking meece! No one wants a moose bite.
No, no, far more useful to exercise our right to arm bears. Would you charge at a grizzly with a machine gun?
A Møøse once bit my sister…
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…
I’m picturing Age of Empires 2025, and the Canadian special unit is a giant moose.
Bite?
We need to line up our meece at the border. They throw and trample.