Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 8 days agoI will take no argumentslemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoThat translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoWhen they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoMost of it is in my balls now.
minus-squarebooly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoMicroplastics are stored in the balls.
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoNow they’re technically not blanks 🙏
minus-squareDonkter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoPlastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoGold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat
That translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
When they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
Most of it is in my balls now.
Microplastics are stored in the balls.
Now they’re technically not blanks 🙏
🎊
Well, you’re not wrong…
Plastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
Gold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat