I thought the picture was Prawncus Zelder?

I know one thing that’s absolutely true about the multiverse!

The multiverse is a convenient excuse to reboot superheroes for a new audience to make money.

Beat the devil out of it!

Someone has deep pockets to afford hospital socks and pills.

Worms Ate My Brains party is upset that the worms are eating their brains.

Yeah, we’ve just been Weekend at Bernieing this “democracy” for awhile now and it’s starting to really really stink.

Sounds like a kinky night in the bedroom.

I cook by vibe mostly because I don’t have the items the recipe calls for. So I typically substitute whatever I have that I think fits or smells right. Works well 9/10, just when someone asks me what I used to make something, I have no fucking clue.

Gimli:
Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an Elf.

Gogolas:
What about side by side with someone precious?

Amateur! I haven’t stood up in so long my leg muscles have atrophied. Slowly my body has fused with my office chair. I only take 10 min micro naps as my body periodically shuts down, a weakest of my flesh. Never leaving the office, I occupy one entire floor of the building as my productivity lair. This floor has been secretly hidden from everyone else to avoid distractions. I only enter other floors when most employees are gone for the day, usually late at night. I make these excursions to double check my coworkers daily progress or scavenge for food.

Most of my coworkers seem to fear me, perhaps I’ve become something of myth? They gave me a name, because I heard one scream “the Chairman is real!” as I startled him. He was working late that night as I creeped around his cubicle wall. Since I was famished, I quickly knocked him out with a keyboard and dragged him back to my lair for a quick power lunch.

If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.