I am dead serious in saying this: I’d rather have to repeat the Malenia fight in my undies and with bare knuckles (yes, I play myself because I hate myself) for an entire week than join a single discovery meeting with the type of clients we started getting before I quit. And I’d be game for a performance review for that task as well!

How could I call myself a gentleman without a Noble’s Slender Sword in my bag? That’s like driving without a license.