Of course I read this immediately after my wife says she wants us to go to ikea

I think about this one whenever I go into any huge windowless store

I dont know why but this just reminded me of this random background announcer noise from Rainbow Six Siege

https://youtu.be/UfgGjHdG5zw?t=63

Also this had me chuckling

They possess no facial features and in all observed cases wear a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the IKEA employee uniform.