• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 days ago

    We just need to ban trans people harder. We’re just 85% there. We need a few more executive orders and then egg prices will come down.

    /s (but only in that Republicans actually believe this)

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      5 days ago

      Jesus is going to be so disappointed when we can’t have Easter eggs to celebrate his resurrection. May God have mercy on our sinful souls

  • zephorah@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    Backyard chickens.

    They’re not for everyone. They function at about the level of a 4yo. 50lbs of feed will run you $20. If you’re fenced and let them roam, you use less feed. Straw. Mite prevention, which is food grade diatomaceous earth/powder. Water bowl heater for winter months.

    Most municipalities allow for backyard chickens, 3-4. Roosters are another thing. They crow whenever they like and may hop/fly up where you don’t like them to be just to crow. I haven’t had issues with aggression, but they can be aggressive such that a posted beware of rooster sign will probably be believed.

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      5 days ago

      Apartments can’t chicken, renters can’t usually chicken and a lot of cities don’t allow chickens through most neighborhoods…

      Reality of Murica.

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        5 days ago

        Whatever your urban locale, look it up. The code may surprise you. Another one is backyard meat rabbits, but that one makes more people squeamish.

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          It’s not a matter of code. It’s just pure practicality and logic.

          If you rent, most likely your landlord won’t allow it. Hell just trying to get a rental with a cat is hard enough.

          If you live in apartment you likely have no place to keep chickens.

          If you live in an apartment is more the likely your landlord will not allow it or the apartment management won’t allow it.

          Code is irrelevant.

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    5 days ago

    I’m a little behind on talking points, are we blaming this one on Biden, George Soros, or the Radical Left Chicken Cabal?