Nintendo is such trash now a days. What a shame.

Only two of them are wearing baseball caps. One of them is wearing a beanie. Sounds like you’re referring to more than there clothes otherwise you’re not even making sense.

That’s racist

Ya end game is pretty boring

You want a purple rubber dildo

Just stop. There are no tricks.

Do or do not.

Use a wood peel and use corn flour. Some people will say to use semolina flour but I don’t like using semolina flour because even a little bit will burn leaving a bitter taste. Either way flour is important.

For wood peels give the pizza a quick shimmy. You’ll see the pizza detach from the peel and you’ll know it’s go time. If it doesn’t release then you know where to put some extra flour. You do this a second before launching so that you don’t give the dough a moment to settle and reattach.

For metal peels it’s best to make the pizza slightly larger than the peel. That way about half an inch of dough is hanging off the edge. When you launch the pizza you’ll first put the peel directly above the stone and then drop the peel down onto the stone with some speed. The dough hanging over the edge will grab onto the stone and now you can pull the peel out. You’re dropping the peel and pulling back in one motion. This basically pops the pizza off the peel.

Pizza failures will happen tho no matter how many times you do it. One out of a 100. It’s just how it goes. Don’t feel bad.

The more you do it the better and more consistent you’ll get. Stay away from silly stuff like using parchment paper. Learn to do things the right way from the get-go. Watch pizza pros. There every move comes with purpose and reason. Do what they do.

This is dumb

I’ll only panic if it misses

How do you not realize this photo has been shopped?

Where do you find the time!?

Not having kids sure helps a ton with that.

Positive news. This is rare.

Neither is your comment. No one cares about grammar on a social media post.

How did that work out for you soviets?

The joke is that the person with a failed shoot dies and therefore can’t leave a review.

Yup, it’s a dumb joke.

Don’t worry guys AI is going to save us all.

What’s wrong with selling meth to children? Nothing! It’s the children’s fault for buying the meth. The guy selling and profiting off it is just doing business.

Am I doing it right? That’s essentially the same argument I am hearing. Victim blaming and profiteering off said victims.

Can’t wait for climate scientists to fuck up the environment even more

I hate birthdays so I am OK with everyone forgetting

Who cares. Buy AMD if you’re interested in quality. Intel fell off years ago and it is only going to get worse.