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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    boring social engagements

    ?

  • Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world
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    17 years of marriage this year. 21 years together.

    This morning, we were cuddling, and she asked, “Do you think other couples love each other as much as we do?”

    I said, “I hope there are lots.” Then we made out, had sex, and started the day—I went grocery shopping while she cleaned the kitchen. When I got back, we put everything away, made out again in the kitchen, and now I’m stretched out on a freshly made bed while she watches TV.

    I know, it sounds disgustingly perfect. And honestly? It is. This is my life, every day, with the woman I adore more everyday.

    If you’re reading this, I just want you to know—this kind of love exists. It’s real. But it’s not luck. It’s something you build, something you protect, something you choose every single day.

    It’s worth it.

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      Happy for you! I agree with you, a happy marriage is a continued commitment two people make each and every day to each other.

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    Idk man, it seems pretty sad that you can’t just say “hey i’m headed home to rest”. Or just declare a time you’re gonna go home early.

    • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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      Social pressure is hard. They’ll say “nooo just another round”, instead a “I have to go or my wife will castrate me in my sleep” is much more effective

      • melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Removed by mod

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    2 months ago

  • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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    Wives are the best

  • Maalus@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t have a wife and is already unhealthily attached

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    Super, super early days, but I just started talking to this guy, and for the first time ever I feel like this might actually be an option for me, except replace wife with husband.

    Wayyyyy to early to be thinking that, but the brain does what it does

    • Owl@mander.xyz
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      Now it is your holy duty to keep us updated !

    • Owl@mander.xyz
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      Now it is your holy duty to keep us updated !

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      Good luck. 👍

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I hope it happens!

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    You don’t have to have a wife to use one as an excuse to get out of social situations

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      What are you going to do when people want to meet her then? Lol

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        Have you even watched Spy X Family?

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        While sitting you slap your hands down to your knees give out a long “Welllllll” as you stand up and say

        I’d love to introduce you to her but I gotta get home to the wife

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    Romance is dead. Try putting stuff up your butt instead.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      get you a wife who does both

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    Bartender asks you what you’re doing later? “Going home to my wife”

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      Those first three words really make that response far more wholesome than it would’ve been otherwise

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        I just wanna know where all this rizz was twenty years ago

  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    Just discovered this show. 10/10 just plain fun to watch

    • BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world
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      What show?

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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        Spy Family

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        Go over to the db0 pirate community mega thread. Pick an anime streaming site, and treat yourself.

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        Spy X Family. It’s a fun show.

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    Removed by mod

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    Jfc, that’s me

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    As a married man, it do be that good.

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    Goals ❤️

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