• MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!

      Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.