Oh if you haven’t had the pleasure yet, wait until you get the meltdown to end all meltdowns when you make their lunch wrong (I.e., you used the wrong knife or some shit). 🤣

Jokes aside (I’m not really joking), you’re doing great! You should get into the habit of never apologizing for keeping your kid alive. In fact, the more they object, the more you’re succeeding.

(Frankly I’m amazed we’ve survived as a species for so long.)