And I definitely didn’t accidentally step on any crayons in the process.
2
easy 4, two different colors AND they’re two of the best ones.
I gotta go with 8. For reasons.
We all know the reasons you chose the BBC.
…big black crayon…
Take your fucking upvote and get out
They’re very reputable. Sometimes biased to one side, but most are to one direction or another, at least a bit. Works just fine though.
4 looks like a wild ride
Mr. Chili’s Wild Ride
Red and green is the way to go. You’re great at christmas, you can draw 2/3rds of the bell peppers, and (I presume) you get a discount on baby back, baby back ribs.
Um. 2/3 of the bell peppers? There are yellow, orange, purple, and white bell peppers too. Do your bell pepper research. Amateur.
i’m actually curious what they think the third color is, cause, at least where i am, grocery stores almost always have green, red, yellow, and orange.
True, but it’s a restaurant crayon, so it’s a little scratchy.
Also seems the most useful cause you get two colors for the price of one.
8
The red one 💯
But red ones go faster!
Purple iz neaky kause ya neva seen a purple ork.
Going to come back later and argue with anyone who chooses 7
White crayon is a secret weapon when doing watercolor. Lets you mask areas you want to leave without paint. So that’s my choice.
Colouring outside the lines with this one, but I ain’t mad at it
Oh neato! I thought that one was for when you had black paper. I do remember using plain wax crayons on easter eggs though.
Why do you hate colored construction paper?
I choose seven baybeeeeee
Because that shit is for
PAPER AIRPLANES
I’m feeling #6
Same. Purple is a great color (grape flavored) and it’s one of the smallest so I’ll be done sooner
What color is 8? I’m thinking that one. The other blue looks kinda waxy.
It’s actually a teal blue! Tricky, right? And I believe it’s a Crayola.
Nice, I knew my choice was going to pay off!
isn’t 8 one of those old dock worker crayons from the early 1900s that was toxic? why’d you give your toddler that?
So that the toddler can enter the workforce and start pulling itself up by the bootstraps as soon as possible. The lithium mines need more bodies.
They also make their toddler drink exclusively from a garden hose.
Can you provide more detail about it? Or links to articles. I have problem finding details as I don’t know what to search for.
okay looking for stuff to verify this was not only unreasonably difficult, but when I found this I get to thinking I might’ve been thinking of grease pencils this whole time. Also I did find something about crayons made before 1970 having lead, but what DIDN"T have lead back then?
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That mother fucker is metallic af
Number 6 always felt like a betrayal when you realized it wasn’t black.
Wait until you realize that number 8 is actually teal blue! Gotcha!
The lesson here is not to peel off the labels.
#3
Can’t beat confetti
I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.
#7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.
Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.