• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      I can’t! There’s a lien against it! However, if you deposit the $10k into my account, we can get my inheritance released and split it.

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        Oh no! I’ll get right on that. I’m just waiting on the Return on Investment from my beautiful girlfriend who’s definitely travelling to London next week and I’ll finally see her for the first time - I invested all my savings in this excellent opportunity she has, and my 100% RoI should arrive any day now.