this damn cat, and where’s Neville?
Catpitalist bought your garden an everything around it. Going to level the whole area for a catnip farm. They’ll let you stay as an employee though.
Corporate fat cats keeping the man down
Need to get a corporate approved laser pointer.
Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
We won’t get fooled again!
🎵🎶🎶🎵What a pussy
I guess you got to talk to the manager.
The meownager
I told you to go to his mandatory meeting.
Maybe don’t fuck with a gryffindor?
Get the broom. No cat can withstand being shooed away with a broom. They hate that shit
Come at me with aggression, you’re getting the boot.
Probably shouldn’t have put the tie on him then, they usually don’t like that kind of thing.
Yeah, they were probably just really irritated or even scared.
Also it seems very dangerous unless it’s some sort of breakaway thing. And even then really unnecessary.
the owner of the picture themselves possibly put on the tie on their cat used to thst kind of thing and lied about it for an internet caption meme. The facial expression of cat looks blurry but relaxed tbh its obviously well fed and groomed.
Yeah as some kind of novelty / joke collar this would obviously not be safe. (I can see why it would be funny, but not safe.)
More likely it’s staged as you say.
He does look like business.
I come and save you, ja?
Hostile corporate takeover
HoMEOWner association
