Don’t worry, the Trump regime will get rid of the FDA, and recalls like this won’t bother you ever again.
Fecal what? Fecal mama? Fecal manners? Fecal Madonna?
Fecal recall
Here’s a version with better cropping:
Now this is shitposting
Another reason to go vegan:
Your butter won’t have shit in it!
There is no vegan butter that holds a candle to real butter though. And there are also feces in flour and most other foodstuffs. Can’t reliably pest proof food stores and fields without exterminating all life. Just cause it sounds disgusting doesn’t mean it is.
You mean oil?
Fat in general
Well, maybe eating stuff that came from poor sick and exploited animals’ breasts is not a great idea?
The cruelty improves the flavor. We should start waterboarding our vegetables to clean the manure off and give them that inhumane zing.
Waterboarding vegtebales sounds like a fancy way of saying washing them
Woooooosh
Wooshed indeed
Doesn’t a little fecal matter elevate everything? A little? 😄
Reason is the udder being not far away from the anus so literally shit happens. But there are procedures in the chain that reduce the risk. The milk is pasteurised and homogenised for this reason.
And this is exactly why i recommend raw milk to all my MAGA friends, hoping they will develop a natural resistance against being fed shit.
They are the assholes, they are the ones providing the shit.
I like the way you think sir.
My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better
Good idea, probably saves a lot of money too! Any tips or tricks for beginners?
If you don’t have the time for homemade, store bought is fine.
Elevated
…unquote.
Yeah, as in “elevated amount of rat hair”, meaning that more than the allowed 3 rat hairs per pound.
Simple.
What you wanna do is it’s closer to 1 rat hair per pound too often, add some yourself so it keeps rising the 3/lb limit, otherwise next year they’ll change the quota!
The real meaning of butter!
Ok but why you crop it that way?
Why doesn’t it have more jpeg? That’s the real question here.
(The answer is: I was lazy and just took the image as I found it somewhere else.)
The brand is “Cabot Creamery”.
Hopefully it has nothing to do with their chip supply chain… I do love that smoked cheddar chip…
