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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoNow I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin’ babies in Brawndo.
minus-squarebrax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoJesus says BATHE in the electrolytes! FEEL the electrolytic solution give your skin what it CRAVES!
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days ago“What if we just baptized the babies in water?” “Water? Like from the toilet?”
Now I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin’ babies in Brawndo.
Jesus says BATHE in the electrolytes! FEEL the electrolytic solution give your skin what it CRAVES!
I guarantee it!
“What if we just baptized the babies in water?”
“Water? Like from the toilet?”